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whalebiology:

you know why gay couples can’t adopt?

it’s because of all your stupid homosexual Avengers pairing

Congress just sort of stumbled upon them while they were browsing tumblr and thought “oh is that what gay is? wow that’s dumb as hell.”

way to go idiots

nathangetofftheinternet:

Yes, that’s right, I’m a guy gamer.
Don’t try hitting on me you sillies.

nathangetofftheinternet:

Yes, that’s right, I’m a guy gamer.

Don’t try hitting on me you sillies.

saveroomminibar:

Mario Kart. Life Sized Mario and Luigi Karts.

In 2011, Nintendo tapped well-known automotive phenomenon West Coast Customs to create life-size models of two signature Mario Karts from the then upcoming Mario Kart 7 video game for the Nintendo 3DS system. Selecting two prominent fixtures from the forthcoming video game, West Coast Customs was commissioned to bring to life both the Mario and Luigi models. The two fully functioning electronic vehicles were revealed today at the Los Angeles Auto Show, where attendees were also given the chance to sample the Mario Kart 7 game prior to its official December 4 release date. In addition to the auto show preview, an episode of the 2012 Inside West Coast Customs television series will highlight the collaborative process between West Coast Customs and Nintendo.

Source: Autoblog

Me: (nervous laughter) Oh, hey, watch out! (more increasingly nervous laughter)
Game: (level gets slightly more difficult)
Me: (nervous laughter) Fffffffffffffuck.
Game: (main character dies)
Me: (nervous laughter merges into flat out crying.)
Game: (RETRY? Y/N)
Me: (crying become more erratic)
Game: (…..)
Me: (I cry so hard I run out of tears and cry blood.)
Game: (holy shit)
Me: (Passes out from all of the blood tears)
- A transcript of me whenever I play a new video game for the first time. (via nathangetofftheinternet)